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avatar Diagonalsteak937 1 year.ago

Dum joke I told during a conversation with the fam

My sister was talking about answering a spam call by saying "this is Greenwell crematorium, you kill em we grill em" and I said "hi this is Greenwell pizza and abortion your loss is our sauce". Never thought it was possible to laugh that hard lol

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